Things Overheard in the Lab

"Sapient toast. That's a good band name."

"What we need is a right angle Sharpie."

"It's in my bag of sh!t."
"It's all sh!t until you need it."

"Good job Bud. You didn't actually need me to tell you that but just...good job."

"That's ok. I didn't actually need to show you this. I just wanted a compliment."